Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?
Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch ?
Three switched Swiss witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which switched Swiss witch watches which Swiss Swatch watch switch?
Three sweet switched Swiss witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which sweet switched Swiss witch watches which Swiss Swatch watch switch?
Three sweet switched Swiss witches watch three washed Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which sweet switched Swiss witch watches which washed Swiss Swatch watch switch?
Three sweet switched Swiss witches watch three washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switches. Which sweet switched Swiss witch watches which washed Swiss witch Swatch watch switch?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
If a woodchuck would chuck wood, he would chuck as much wood as he could, but if a woodchuck chucks as much wood as he could, he would chuck more wood than he should!
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